Today I had an epiphany: Now I know how these plush microphones are made!

You know just those they're using on the newscast when they're outside and there is much wind.

And it happened like this:

My cat (it is a Norwegian forest Cat) dropped my headset and rubbed her head on it.

So when I woke up in the morning and picked it up, it looked just like this:

Hence I know that my little cat Coco is secretly working for the microphone industry - I'm still shocked.

Perhaps I'll send a letter to the Secretary of State for Employment and ask him for advocating against cat labour.